Wednesday, November 19, 2008
steady diet of nothing
the baron is subsisting on a steady diet of non-foods, like jello and mashed potatoes, as well as 'tru calling' and 'the real housewives of atlanta'. also, she did not shower yesterday, nor did she brush her teeth. she did floss, though, and she drank the correct amount of water for the day (as directed by her physician). it's not an ideal week off, not really, but at least she's getting some holiday shopping done.
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seriously, i can't tell if you're blogging as a 20-something scenester boy or a 40 year old queen, or just a very pretty woman down on her luck shuffling about, crumpled over in a tattered bathrobe and fuzzy slippers. Either way, i have a tip: when you ash a full 1/3 of your marlboro light 100 out the window of the double wide, make sure the wind doesn't blow it back in and create more of a mess for your interior designer...
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