baron gets his bark on

the baron and the husband are amazed and sometimes annoyed by baron von dachshund. baron von dachshund is the barkiest of barky dogs. the wind raises his ire, as do moving cars and cars that are parked. other things that make him bark: pedestrian traffic, canine traffic, the letter carrier, the neighbor's truck pulling into his driveway, the sound of the baron's chef's knife on a wooden cutting board, the alarm clock, and anytime he's asked to sit.

you are thinking, 'huh. baron von dachshund must bark a lot.'

yes, gentle reader. you are correct.