Wednesday, June 25, 2008

multi-tasking


above is another poor quality photograph, and for that the baron apologizes.

she had to take the picture, though, because it was just so ridiculous. that's her big green bottle of conditioner, there in the back; some micro refiner from the body shop, there in that orange tube; and another conditioner - a hotel sample, but a really good one, there in the front right. and in the very front of the shower rack? yes, that's dental floss, nestled in among those OTHER THINGS YOU'D TYPICALLY FIND IN A SHOWER RACK.

the husband, when asked, claimed no knowledge of the shower floss, he had no idea how that floss came to share shower real estate with the conditioners, but the baron knows better. after all, it's just the two of them who live in the house, just two of them that use that shower, and the baron is CERTAIN that she didn't floss her teeth in the shower. she's a big, big fan of flossing - and has the dental records to prove it - but, if she had flossed in the shower, she would have disposed of the used floss in the trash can; she would not have left it in a tanlged wad on top of the shampoo.

the baron thinks that the husband might want to consider his bathroom rituals, that's all.

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