Thursday, March 17, 2011

dinner table conversation

the baron: baby x is so heavy.  my shoulders and back ache from carrying him around all day. 

the husband: i know.  why don't you get a massage?

the baron: that money could be better spent on jiffy pots and yard stuff.  maybe i'll just get some aspercreme and you can rub it on my shoulders some night you're feeling romantic.

the husband:  sure.  let me put my dentures in first.

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