Friday, May 15, 2009

who's that handsome devil?

reader, if you have a few minutes, check out this video at, ahem, foxnews.com.

um.

reader, you must believe that the baron would never refer you to fox news unless the circumstances were highly unusual... and in this case, they are.

see, the baron knows neela who is married to holter who is the co-host of a show called 'wasted'. for reasons that remain unclear to the baron, holter made an appearance on everyone's favorite 'fair and balanced' news station to show the fox viewership how to make a meal for their dogs at home. this premise - the making of 'dog food' at home - is an excellent one, though it is lost on the hosts on-screen there with holter who evince surprise that ANYONE WOULD MAKE FOOD FOR A DOG!

the baron is fairly certain that the not-so-tiny particles of evil that swirl around the fox and friends studio did not permeate the dogs' meal. this must mean, too, that those particles didn't get on holter at all; or, if they did, hopefully they came right off in the shower. also, those particles probably will not travel from the fox news web site to your computer and into your brain, so. there's that.

ahem. in any case, the baron knows neela and has come to know holter, and his appearance on a nationally televised cable news show seems like something worth sharing with you. see how that's all highly unusual?

(the baron would like to point out that holter is great and engaging in this clip, but the real stars of the show are riley and remy.)

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