today, the baron presents the nearly accurate transcript of a conversation she had with the husband had last night:
the baron: i have to tell you something.
the husband: yes?
the baron: i've been thinking that i'd maybe like a wedding band...
the husband: instead of the rock, you want a band?
the baron: well, yeah... a thin band, something plain.
the husband: like mine?
the baron: well, yes, but thinner.
the husband: ok, it's your finger. we can do something with your ring and get a band.
the baron: what?
the husband: what?
the baron: i didn't mean 'instead of' my wedding ring, i meant 'in addition to'. wtf?
the husband: ...
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