the baron's mother (to baby girl x): once upon a time there was a handsome scottish actor. he had thick eyebrows, and a nice smile*.
the baron: [listening]
the baron's mother: and he was sexy.
the baron: mother, what the heck? you don't say sexy to my infant daughter!
the baron's mother: [hearty laughter]
*the baron and her mother had been reminiscing about this movie, which apparently got the baron's mother thinking about this actor. hence, the sexy talk.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Monday, June 18, 2012
annoyed. also secretly pleased.
toddler x: sometimes i misbehave. sometimes i misbehave. sometimes i misbehave.
the baron: yes, that is true. but sometimes you behave. can you say that?
toddler x: ...
the baron: toddler x, can you say, 'sometimes i behave'?
toddler x: ... ... sometimes i DON'T misbehave. hahahahahaha.
the baron: (sigh)
the baron: yes, that is true. but sometimes you behave. can you say that?
toddler x: ...
the baron: toddler x, can you say, 'sometimes i behave'?
toddler x: ... ... sometimes i DON'T misbehave. hahahahahaha.
the baron: (sigh)
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